Okies.. i am here to talk about something realli lame.

this happened when i was taking a cab back from Serene Centre with my cousin.. After eating ice cream at Island Creamery. Its the best ice cream i ever had.. anyyway back to the lame topic.

We were flagging for cab. so this cab came and we hopped in.
And this uncle was talking to us using his rear view mirror.
-lame/weirdest topic of the day-] Chao Piao [
PS.Highlight in red colour is translation=D
Highlight in purple and green is conversation.

PPSS. u might find it confusing... but u have to read all the same colour together to get the meaninhg.=D
So here goes :

uncle : where? na ni?
Me and cousin : Holland Drive
uncle : orh. ok.
...[sitting in cab : elasped time >> 30 secs from point of boarding]...
-->Uncle: 你们是新加坡人吗??' --- Are u ppl singaporean?
-->Me and cousin : urh ..ya.
-->uncle : 你们知到抄票? --- U know wat is lottery tix?
]i gave my cousin 'wtf' expression[
-->uncle : 你们猜看有多少个抄票的号马是一样的??可是不是一样的alphabert?? --- guess .. are there same lottery winning tickets number? you know the 6 digits thingy? Guess wats the percentage of obtaining the same tix with same number.
-->Me : 0.01%
-->uncle : huh? 那么多啊!!! 让我告诉你...是 0.0000000001% 啊 ---huh? So much? lemme tell u.. its 0.0000000001% arh!!
-->Me: orh. 知到了... ---- understood...
--> uncle: 我肿于肿到了!!! ---- i have finally found the matching tickets!!!
-->Me: orh [all the while giving my cousin weird looks]
-->Uncle: 可是hor车子有一样的号马是很常见的东西.很容易找到的啦!?!?因为车有四个号码, 而超票有六个号码?!?!?! --But finding the same number on cars is soo much easier. cos they have got 4 digits onli mah?! But lottery tix have got 6 digits and alphaberts also??
--[i give my cousin a fuck up look]--
-~silence~- aka Bliss
i think both of us were thinking along the same lines. [can the uncle just shut the fuck up on lottery tixs?!]
-->Me : uncle ah 在traffic light 停车可以了. . . ---uncle stop at the traffic light can liao.
[meanwhile me pass some cash to cousin ]
--> uncle: 你给我太多了... 是$3.80 不是 $4.80?!?! why 你给我那么多?!?! ---why you give me so much? its 3.80 not 4.80.
-->cousin: [thinking: i wan $1 change can?] chi bai

Finally we got off the taxi.

and i turn around to see the taxi uncle looking at the notes tt we handed him just now. chi bai.

money and numbered minded. chi bai fucking tarded uncle. #$%^&*(

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